da-saturn-system:

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

thememedaddy:

fanghusband:

may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic

honeypleasejustkillme:

i get so goddamn triggered

gayvampyr:

nurse-peach:

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

countesschewi:

jakeperalta:

kiwidino:

jakeperalta:

I’ve had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it’s time for everything to be pushed back like two hours

Or you could get off your ass and rise with the sun. You’ll feel better if you fix your circadian rhythm and eat food that’s actually good for you

funnytwittertweets:

oneheadtoanother:

winduppup:

winduppup:

girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce

and boys go to jupiter to get on the compupiter

nicostiel:

#help

woundthatswallows:

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you

radicalgraff:

“No one is illegal”

Stencil seen in Łódź, Poland

vehlevet:

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy